General Discussion

justin beiber was caught smoking weed.
I MUST CUT MYSELF 4 JUSTIN.
IF HE HURTS, I HURT

Spectral Spider wrote:FBI's most wanted?

thats the VIP list.
i wanna be on that

DeepThroat wrote:justin beiber was caught smoking weed.
I MUST CUT MYSELF 4 JUSTIN.
IF HE HURTS, I HURT

Apparently, 4chan started this trend so that idiots would cut themselves.

Now everyone's like "ERMAGERD, 4CHAN IZ TEH EZILZ."
Can't we just take a step back and think about how fucked up society's obsession with celebrity is?
Some dude who makes music (that you've never met) does something you don't approve of because your parents told you it was bad... and now you're going to hurt yourself because you love him.
Totally not in-fucking-sanely idiotic.

DeepThroat wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:FBI's most wanted?

thats the VIP list.
i wanna be on that

You should totally fuck a little half-white girl then.
You'd get all over the media before people actually put effort into arresting you.

Can't be a black kid because no-one would care.
Can't be a white kid because then people would think you're some evil predatory negro.
And it should be a girl because people don't even know whether to believe in lesbian rape.

Spectral Spider wrote:The matter you are composed of is recycled from the food that you eat... which is recycled from the matter that it gained from other sources.

Unless you think the mass you put on since you were a baby was manifested through magic.


But I get what you're saying... that all dinosaurs were fossilized, and that every single piece of them remained in the ground, instead of being decomposed and recycled into the ecosystem.
Right?

Is that what you're saying?

Could you maybe stop being a condescending idiot for once?

xboxlivegamer wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:The matter you are composed of is recycled from the food that you eat... which is recycled from the matter that it gained from other sources.

Unless you think the mass you put on since you were a baby was manifested through magic.


But I get what you're saying... that all dinosaurs were fossilized, and that every single piece of them remained in the ground, instead of being decomposed and recycled into the ecosystem.
Right?

Is that what you're saying?

Could you maybe stop being a condescending idiot for once?

I don't really see how I'm being an idiot here.

And I might consider being not condescending some time in the distant future.

DeepThroat wrote:

Pai wrote:I am unfit for duty in the military. I will now get at least $800 a month for the rest of my life.

so basically you will get paid for fapping and being a pedo?
i want your life

yes. forever.

Pai wrote:

DeepThroat wrote:

Pai wrote:I am unfit for duty in the military. I will now get at least $800 a month for the rest of my life.

so basically you will get paid for fapping and being a pedo?
i want your life

yes. forever.

Could I have some of your laziness money on occasion please?

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

DeepThroat wrote:

Pai wrote:I am unfit for duty in the military. I will now get at least $800 a month for the rest of my life.

so basically you will get paid for fapping and being a pedo?
i want your life

yes. forever.

Could I have some of your laziness money on occasion please?

Nope, I earned it with my broken body.

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

DeepThroat wrote:

Pai wrote:I am unfit for duty in the military. I will now get at least $800 a month for the rest of my life.

so basically you will get paid for fapping and being a pedo?
i want your life

yes. forever.

Could I have some of your laziness money on occasion please?

Nope, I earned it with my broken body.

Dude, my spine tilts to one side, and my right shoulder makes popping noises whenever I move it around too much.

My body is fucking broken, and I don't get free money!

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

DeepThroat wrote:

Pai wrote:I am unfit for duty in the military. I will now get at least $800 a month for the rest of my life.

so basically you will get paid for fapping and being a pedo?
i want your life

yes. forever.

Could I have some of your laziness money on occasion please?

Nope, I earned it with my broken body.

Dude, my spine tilts to one side, and my right shoulder makes popping noises whenever I move it around too much.

My body is fucking broken, and I don't get free money!

Because the government didn't cause your injuries.

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

DeepThroat wrote:

Pai wrote:I am unfit for duty in the military. I will now get at least $800 a month for the rest of my life.

so basically you will get paid for fapping and being a pedo?
i want your life

yes. forever.

Could I have some of your laziness money on occasion please?

Nope, I earned it with my broken body.

Dude, my spine tilts to one side, and my right shoulder makes popping noises whenever I move it around too much.

My body is fucking broken, and I don't get free money!

Because the government didn't cause your injuries.

OR DID IT?!

No, probably not...

oh and if I go up 10% in compensation levels I get $200 more per month. Or if i get married or have kids

;-;

well, my rent is paid forever

Pai wrote:oh and if I go up 10% in compensation levels I get $200 more per month. Or if i get married or have kids

Now DT can be like "My rape will do you a favor!"

To think that I'll be living in my own apartment in just a matter of some weeks! I can have all my figures out on display, I can grow out my hair, I can sleep in till1 pm every day, I can go to conventions, I can go to theme parks, I can go camping, I can do whatever I want!

Does that include giving your good friend Bug lots of money?! *o*

Spectral Spider wrote:Does that include giving your good friend Bug lots of money?! *o*

Nope. ^_^

From now on I'm going to get my haircuts just barely within regulation so I can get a headstart on growing my hair out

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:Does that include giving your good friend Bug lots of money?! *o*

Nope. ^_^

From now on I'm going to get my haircuts just barely within regulation so I can get a headstart on growing my hair out

Good for you!


Stingy jerk! ;~;

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:Does that include giving your good friend Bug lots of money?! *o*

Nope. ^_^

From now on I'm going to get my haircuts just barely within regulation so I can get a headstart on growing my hair out

Good for you!


Stingy jerk! ;~;

Excuse me if I just dont want to GIVE money away!\

GET A JERB!

Pai wrote:To think that I'll be living in my own apartment in just a matter of some weeks! I can have all my figures out on display, I can grow out my hair, I can sleep in till1 pm every day, I can go to conventions, I can go to theme parks, I can go camping, I can do whatever I want!

And all you had to do was get a permanent injury and waste your time, and energy in the military for no apparent reason

xboxlivegamer wrote:

Pai wrote:To think that I'll be living in my own apartment in just a matter of some weeks! I can have all my figures out on display, I can grow out my hair, I can sleep in till1 pm every day, I can go to conventions, I can go to theme parks, I can go camping, I can do whatever I want!

And all you had to do was get a permanent injury and waste your time, and energy in the military for no apparent reason

not my fault.

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:oh and if I go up 10% in compensation levels I get $200 more per month. Or if i get married or have kids

Now DT can be like "My rape will do you a favor!"

it will.
Pai should let me rape him

DeepThroat wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:oh and if I go up 10% in compensation levels I get $200 more per month. Or if i get married or have kids

Now DT can be like "My rape will do you a favor!"

it will.
Pai should let me rape him

Nah, I'd rather not have to pay for a kid.

DeepThroat wrote:sickening.
what happened to topgear and the other guy

stalker?