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That explains everything!

The fact that people pay to listen to his "music" is fucking hilarious!

Pai, if it were not for R Kelly's musical prowess I never would've discovered that Bridget rhymes with midget.

i thought R. Kelly would be pai's hero since he had sex with underaged girls and got away with it

It was a black girl, though.

^
ewww

anyways, finally got my packet for the VA and whatnot sent up to DC today. Now to wait...

While we wait, let's play a game.

It's called: Why don't we have girlfriends?

Cuz Pai be racist and be scaring off all the bitches

The rules of the game are that you have to mention your own flaws.
So DT... why don't you have a girlfriend?

Cuz I don't want one

Giving up that easily?

i want husband and my 2.5 kids

I can't think of a marginally clever insult so whatevs.

In related news, being alone suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. :C

The why don't we have girlfriends game, eh? Hm... Probably because my moods are inconsistent. Sometimes I like people. Sometimes I want the world to implode. Not a healthy mindset to bring into a relationship. ^_^

That seems to me like more a reason why being in a relationship might be problematic for you, not necessarily why you aren't in one.
Now if you went on to say that this attribute of yourself has caused you to alienate those you are close to, or has discouraged you from seeking out a relationship of any sorts, that'd be a good reason.

However... I feel that most people have shifting moods to some degree, and that if it is something that makes you insecure, then I'll just say this... sure this is something that might make relationship attainment more difficult, but it's nowhere near completely damning. Nobody is perfect, and there are probably a lot of people who could be perceived as less practical to date than you are that are in relationships.

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Jokes aside, you might be onto something, Bug.

Fucking right I'm onto something, I'm your goddamn fairy godmother.

Bustin' wisdom all into your brainpan and shit.

PREACH!

Okay.

So Hezekiah begat Erubidiah who begat Ezekiel who begat Phil who begat Rezbulizarupikidiah, and that's why you should hate gay people.


Anyway, my contribution to the game is as such: My unique mixture of seclusion, introversion, insecurity, weirdness, and tendency to be discerning usually means that I rarely encounter people, and when I do, I'm extremely hesitant to believe that any individual I meet would be willing to mesh well with my personality (and would somewhat likely dislike who I choose to be), and so I don't talk to people that often.

Why I think I don't have a GF: I'm not even attempting to get one at the moment. Even if I was, I don't go out enough here to meet girls. Though the women here are disgusting scum so I have no interest in any of them.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]The reason I dont have a GF is because im me.

"im me" is pretty lame.

I agree with Pai...

Technically, we could all just say "I'm me", and it'd be true... it's more meaningful to say the specific attributes of your person that lead to the lack of a girlfriend.
Besides... you've had more fucking girlfriends as of late than the rest of us have.

These arent real Girlfriends.

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